Greatest Seinfeld moments

Greatest Seinfeld moments (February 2016)

These are the greatest moments in Seinfeld history. It was one of the greatest shows of all time, arguably the best sitcom ever. There were so many moments that are unforgettable here are my favorites. 

175. Hate the Drake

174. Let me ask you this, are there any Tampex in your house?

173. He stole my move

172. The Kramer

171. Limo

170. Pavarotti, Domingo and the other guy

169. Kramer’s bus tour

168. Time Slot Hit- Bania

167. Because it’s on tv

166. I am freaking out

165. Pimple Popper MD

164. Why can’t I say it? Everyone else gets to say it.

163. Risk-the Ukraine is not weak

162. free café latte

161. Rusty/ beefaroni

160. Elaine/ employee war stories

159. the voice, “Hello”

158. Mel Torme

157. Merv Griffin Show

156. He used to dip his bald head in oil

155. George trying to get a flight discount

154. She hates me so much. It’s irresistible.

153. That’s a lot of potatoes

152. cup sizes

151. Frank’s billiards room

150. She eats her m&m’s with a spoon.

149. Schindler’s List

148. Invitations

147. Happy Birthday? No such thing.

146. We had a funny guy in Korea

145. He’s a very bad man.

144. Frogger

143. High Five

142. First class on air plane

141. People are shouting out Gillooly

140. He’s a mimbo

139. Serenity now

138. Lip reader

137. Oh the humanity

136. He’s like a svenjolly.

135. You had certain leanings, but this may mean full blown psychosis.

134. Frank- I sent so many of my men to the latrines that day.

133. She was bald.

132. éclair

131. Coffee table book

130. Varnson and Pennypacker

129. Bastards from Texas

128. Armoire

127. Kramer, baggage carousel

126. Hot and heavy

125. Let’s get nuts.

124. It’s not you it’s me.

123. Library cop

122. I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.

121. the switch

120. whoha!

119. salsa

118. Bizarro Jerry

117. Movie phone

116. War what is it good for?

115. it’s all pipes

114. Signals

113. Subway

112. Parking Garage

111. If we pick do we not bleed? I am not an animal.

110. Stella

109. Can’t stand ya.

108. Dr. Van Nostrand

107. Melrose Place

106. Moops

105. I rather she hate me and thought I was good looking.

104. Summer of George

103. Salacious, flirtatious, outrageous

102. I stopped short.

101. Jay Peterman/ Kramer stories

100. George smoking

99. Million to one shot doc

98. Mr. Marbles?

97. I guess you don’t want people calling you at home. Now you know how I feel.

96. Ovaltine. It’s gold Jerry, gold.

95. Pinkie toe/ Kramer bus.

94. Big salad

93. My boys can swim

92. Pez Dispenser

91. Heartbreaker

90. Hipster Doofus

89. You contribute nothing to society

88. Regifter

87. These pretzels are making me thirsty.

86. Do you have any discernible reason for getting up in the morning?

85. You know I always wanted to pretend that I was architect.

84. Blown away George, blown

83. Foundation

82. Toilet brush

81. I faked it.

80. John Voight’s Le-baron

79. I can not imagine any situation where I will ever have sex again.

78. Some rules or something.

77. Fix up

76. How was your day?

75. I’m never doing that again.

74. Is this guy a dentist or Caligula?

73. Katra, In search of Spock.

72. It’s a very popular drink.

71. I could be a play by play man

70. a show about nothing

69. I have no hand.

68. We’re not men.

67. He took it out.

66. I don’t really even work here.

65. Adios Muchacho

64. I don’t have grace. I don’t want to have grace.

63. Shrinkage

62. You’re not out there, because I’m out there and if I see you out there there isn’t enough voltage in the world to shock me back into coherence.

61. Bootleg video

60. Chest shave

59. Because the mail never stops

58. the ones your mother laid out for you?

57. Kramer/ monkey argument

56. Who told you to put the balm on?

55. Bubble boy

54. George’s answerphone message

53. Festivus

52. Christmas card

51. Manzier, bro

50. See these ladies, do they look scared?

49. Look at yourself your hideous. If you can find a woman who can stand being in your presence for more than ten consecutive seconds, hang onto her like grim death, which isn’t that far off by the way.

48. Elaine’s dancing, sweet fancy Moses

47. You’re not in the mood for details, you get in the mood.

46. I saw your act

45. I don’t like this thing, and here’s what I am doing with it.

44. I let the expletives fly.

43. Assman

42. Switch teams/equipment

41. It’s like asking Pavarotti to teach me to sing like you.

40. Gotta support the team.

39. Chinese restaurant

38. He’s pure evil

37. Jimmy

36. Look away I’m hideous.

35. write off

34. I’m not going to hell

33. yada, yada, yada

32. They’re real and they’re spectacular.

31. Can’t spare a square.

30. Hand Model

29. Who’s having sex with the chicken? Something’s missing.

28. Children’s party fire

27. Sponge worthy

26. Dolores

25. You are nothing but a piece of crap

24. He converted too Judaism just for the jokes. And that offends you as a Jewish person. No, it offends me as a comedian.

23. Susie funeral

22. Then we’ll watch them slice that fat bastard up.

21. There’s nothing between him and us but a layer of thin gabardine. I’m out there Jerry and I’m loving every minute of it.

20. The sea was angry that day my friends

19. Pony remark

18. Well, they gave me gonorrhea.

17. Urban Sombrero

16. Reservation

15. I don’t want any mail.

14. Independent George

13. That is one magic loogie.

12. Junior mint

11. You double dipped the chip.

10. I’m on no sleep. No sleep. You don’t know what it’s like in there. All night long things are creaking and cracking and that red light is burning my brain. You look a little stressed. Oh. I’m stressed.

9. No soup for you.

8. She must have put him up to this. My George isn’t smart enough to come up with something like this. You got that right. What the hell is that supposed to mean? That means whatever the hell you want it to mean. You saying you want a piece of me? I’ll drop you like a bag of dirt. You want a piece of me, you got it.

7. The opposite

6. Antidentite

5. but I don’t want to be a pirate.

4. Vandalay Industries. And you want to be my latex salesman.

3. Master of my domain

2. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

1. Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I’m going to have to plead ignorance on this thing because if I was told in any way when I started working here that that sort of thing was frowned upon.