Greatest Seinfeld moments (February 2016)
These are the greatest moments in Seinfeld history. It was one of the greatest shows of all time, arguably the best sitcom ever. There were so many moments that are unforgettable here are my favorites.
175. Hate the Drake
174. Let me ask you this, are there any Tampex in your house?
173. He stole my move
172. The Kramer
171. Limo
170. Pavarotti, Domingo and the other guy
169. Kramer’s bus tour
168. Time Slot Hit- Bania
167. Because it’s on tv
166. I am freaking out
165. Pimple Popper MD
164. Why can’t I say it? Everyone else gets to say it.
163. Risk-the Ukraine is not weak
162. free café latte
160. Elaine/ employee war stories
159. the voice, “Hello”
158. Mel Torme
157. Merv Griffin Show
156. He used to dip his bald head in oil
155. George trying to get a flight discount
154. She hates me so much. It’s irresistible.
153. That’s a lot of potatoes
152. cup sizes
151. Frank’s billiards room
150. She eats her m&m’s with a spoon.
149. Schindler’s List
148. Invitations
147. Happy Birthday? No such thing.
146. We had a funny guy in Korea
145. He’s a very bad man.
144. Frogger
143. High Five
142. First class on air plane
141. People are shouting out Gillooly
140. He’s a mimbo
139. Serenity now
138. Lip reader
137. Oh the humanity
136. He’s like a svenjolly.
135. You had certain leanings, but this may mean full blown psychosis.
134. Frank- I sent so many of my men to the latrines that day.
133. She was bald.
132. éclair
130. Varnson and Pennypacker
129. Bastards from Texas
128. Armoire
127. Kramer, baggage carousel
126. Hot and heavy
125. Let’s get nuts.
124. It’s not you it’s me.
123. Library cop
122. I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.
121. the switch
120. whoha!
119. salsa
118. Bizarro Jerry
117. Movie phone
116. War what is it good for?
115. it’s all pipes
114. Signals
113. Subway
112. Parking Garage
111. If we pick do we not bleed? I am not an animal.
110. Stella
109. Can’t stand ya.
108. Dr. Van Nostrand
107. Melrose Place
106. Moops
105. I rather she hate me and thought I was good looking.
104. Summer of George
103. Salacious, flirtatious, outrageous
102. I stopped short.
101. Jay Peterman/ Kramer stories
100. George smoking
99. Million to one shot doc
98. Mr. Marbles?
97. I guess you don’t want people calling you at home. Now you know how I feel.
96. Ovaltine. It’s gold Jerry, gold.
95. Pinkie toe/ Kramer bus.
94. Big salad
93. My boys can swim
92. Pez Dispenser
91. Heartbreaker
90. Hipster Doofus
89. You contribute nothing to society
88. Regifter
87. These pretzels are making me thirsty.
86. Do you have any discernible reason for getting up in the morning?
85. You know I always wanted to pretend that I was architect.
84. Blown away George, blown
83. Foundation
82. Toilet brush
81. I faked it.
80. John Voight’s Le-baron
79. I can not imagine any situation where I will ever have sex again.
78. Some rules or something.
77. Fix up
76. How was your day?
75. I’m never doing that again.
74. Is this guy a dentist or Caligula?
73. Katra, In search of Spock.
72. It’s a very popular drink.
71. I could be a play by play man
70. a show about nothing
69. I have no hand.
68. We’re not men.
67. He took it out.
66. I don’t really even work here.
65. Adios Muchacho
64. I don’t have grace. I don’t want to have grace.
63. Shrinkage
62. You’re not out there, because I’m out there and if I see you out there there isn’t enough voltage in the world to shock me back into coherence.
61. Bootleg video
60. Chest shave
59. Because the mail never stops
58. the ones your mother laid out for you?
57. Kramer/ monkey argument
56. Who told you to put the balm on?
55. Bubble boy
54. George’s answerphone message
53. Festivus
52. Christmas card
51. Manzier, bro
50. See these ladies, do they look scared?
49. Look at yourself your hideous. If you can find a woman who can stand being in your presence for more than ten consecutive seconds, hang onto her like grim death, which isn’t that far off by the way.
48. Elaine’s dancing, sweet fancy Moses
47. You’re not in the mood for details, you get in the mood.
46. I saw your act
45. I don’t like this thing, and here’s what I am doing with it.
44. I let the expletives fly.
43. Assman
42. Switch teams/equipment
41. It’s like asking Pavarotti to teach me to sing like you.
40. Gotta support the team.
39. Chinese restaurant
38. He’s pure evil
37. Jimmy
36. Look away I’m hideous.
35. write off
34. I’m not going to hell
33. yada, yada, yada
32. They’re real and they’re spectacular.
31. Can’t spare a square.
30. Hand Model
29. Who’s having sex with the chicken? Something’s missing.
28. Children’s party fire
27. Sponge worthy
25. You are nothing but a piece of crap
24. He converted too Judaism just for the jokes. And that offends you as a Jewish person. No, it offends me as a comedian.
23. Susie funeral
22. Then we’ll watch them slice that fat bastard up.
21. There’s nothing between him and us but a layer of thin gabardine. I’m out there Jerry and I’m loving every minute of it.
20. The sea was angry that day my friends
19. Pony remark
18. Well, they gave me gonorrhea.
17. Urban Sombrero
16. Reservation
15. I don’t want any mail.
14. Independent George
13. That is one magic loogie.
12. Junior mint
11. You double dipped the chip.
10. I’m on no sleep. No sleep. You don’t know what it’s like in there. All night long things are creaking and cracking and that red light is burning my brain. You look a little stressed. Oh. I’m stressed.
9. No soup for you.
8. She must have put him up to this. My George isn’t smart enough to come up with something like this. You got that right. What the hell is that supposed to mean? That means whatever the hell you want it to mean. You saying you want a piece of me? I’ll drop you like a bag of dirt. You want a piece of me, you got it.
7. The opposite
6. Antidentite
5. but I don’t want to be a pirate.
4. Vandalay Industries. And you want to be my latex salesman.
3. Master of my domain
2. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
1. Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I’m going to have to plead ignorance on this thing because if I was told in any way when I started working here that that sort of thing was frowned upon.
