Greatest Wonder Years Quotes

 Greatest Wonder Years Quotes (August 2015)

The Wonder Years is one of the greatest shows of all time. It is a mixture of comedy and drama. It is a show that just about everyone can relate to although it also captures a moment in time. These are my favorite Wonder Years quotes. Some are touching and heart wrenching, others are extremely funny. Most of these are on the funnier side. I took the time to go through each episode to find the stills for each quote. I hope everyone enjoys the post.

40. You’re a regular Jose Jimenez

39. Use your diaphragm

38. Oh Marissa

37. What’s your three favourite…

36. What did they say? They said goodbye.

35. You remind me of someone I know.

34. You know Mom, your wife, my mother.

33. It’s not so bad, you know, having people who care about you.

32. You’ve got one driving and one just about to, right big guy?

31. I’ll trade you my Don Schwartz

30. Who did that? It was you wasn’t it Arnold?

29. Let’s write, I don’t know, 3,000 words on the meaning of property rights in the US Constitution, just for fun.

28. You didn’t even know who the Walrus was.

27. He says you’re crazy about me.

26. I’m not laughing, laughing, but I’m laughing.

25. Pretty funny

24. You said you loved her, you didn’t say you were sleeping with her.

23. I get up at 5am, I fight traffic, I bust my hump all day, I fight traffic again, and come home... and I pay my taxes.

22. It makes my rear end look lumpy.

21. It felt like I was holding her up with that spotlight, and I would not let her fall. No matter what I would not let her fall.

20. That’s it, you’re on detention pal, the whole week.

19. Let’s eat

18. Nothing could have prepared me for what I saw when I entered that house. I, Kevin Arnold had thrown the mother of all parties.

17. Rock N’ Roll man. Rock and roll.

16. Would you look at this? Talk about luck.

15. Not just regular hot but diafadous.

14. Does Strawberry Alarm Clock make sense? Does Vanilla Fudge make any sense?

13. Dad, don’t ever die, ok?

12. Unless it gets up and walks away.

11. He was like a man possessed. Unfortunately, he was not like a man possessed with very much athletic ability.

10. Arnold, kids like me when I’m Santa.

9. Due to an inner ear injury sustained at the HMS Beachhead, we must refrain from making any noises in the 88th decuple range. That means don’t, do not rip the paper from spiral notebooks, comprende?

8. How do you spell orgie?

7. Bugspray

6. Good job Mr. Collins.

5. Karpazon. That’s Carpazian sir. What did you say? It’s not important.

4. Friends? I give you friends.

3. Nice stain Pfeifer. It’s sloppy joe. Yeah right.

2. After dinner, which included a generous portion of cherries jubilee, the vice president came up to my table, shook my hand, and do you know what he said to me? I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.

1. Meat doesn’t really turn me on. That’s not what I heard pal.