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Monday, November 30, 2020
Saturday, November 28, 2020
Greatest Novelty songs
Greatest Novelty Songs of all time (March 2015)
I love comedy and novelty songs. These are songs that are meant to be amusing and funny. I did not include Weird Al. He is a whole list of his own. All of these are classics in their own rights. I know there are a few omissions, but here they are.
100. Adam Sandler- the Turkey Song
99. Rodney Dangerfield- Rappin’ Rodney
98. Julie Brown- I’m a Blonde
97. Crazy Frog- Axel F
96. Peter Kay and Matt Lucas- I would roll
95. Camper Van Beethovan- Take the skinheads bowling
94. Playmates- Beep Beep
93. Tony Christie and Peter Kay- Is this the way to Amarillo?
92. Lonnie Donegan- Does your chewing gum lose its flavour?
91. David Brody- Make my boobies one more size
90. Devo- Love without anger
89. Teen Wolf- Way to go
88. Nikolai Volkoff- Cara Mia
87. Rose and the Arrangement- the cockroach that ate Cincinnati
86. Green Jelly- Three Little Pigs
85. 2gether- The hardest part of breaking up is getting back (your stuff)
84. Joe Dolce- Shut up you face
83. West Texas Rednecks- Rap is crap
82. Ren and Stimpy- Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy
81. Father Ted- My lovely horse
80. Spinal Tap- Sex Farm
79. Honkytonk Man- Honkytonk Man theme
78. South Park- Mephisto and Kevin
77. South Park- What would Brian Boitano do?
76. Veruca Salt- I want it now
75. King Missile- Detachable Penis
74. Hampton the Hamster- Hamster Dance
73. Surf Mc’s- Surf or die
72. William Shatner- Rocket man
71. Lou Albano- Do the Mario
70. Mouldy Looking Stain- Dogs don’t kill people rabbits do
69. South Park- Uncle F*****
68. Insane Clown Posse- F*** the world
67. Sheb Wooley- Purple People Eater
66. Adam Sander- the Hanukkah song
65. Zoobilee Zoo theme
64. Triumph the insult comic dog- I kid
63. Dennis Leary- Life is gonna suck
62. Bill Murray- Star Wars
61. Arlo Guthrie- Alice’s Restaurant Massacre
60. Paper Lace- The night Chicago died
59. They might be Giants- Don’t let start
58. Frostees Kid- They’re gonna taste great
57. Ren and Stimpy- Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen
56. Simpsons- See my vest
55. Partners in Cryme- Turtle Power
54. Captain Lou Albano- Captain Lou’s history of music
53. Baddiel and Skinner- Three Lions
52. Fat Boys- Are you ready for Freddy?
51. Chris Moyles- Santa Stan
50. Slick- Jive Soul Bro
49. Jimmy Hart- Eat your heart out Rick Springfield
48. Carl Douglas- Kung fu Fighting
47. Chris Moyles- I predict a diet
46. Fat Les- Vindaloo
45. “Boris” Bobby Pickett- Monster Mash
44. Benny Hill- Ernie, the fastest milkman in the west
43. Al Bundy- We are the old
42. Twelve Pains of Christmas
41. You’re a mean one Mr. Grinch
40. Eric Idle- One foot in the grave
39. Eric Cartman- Come sail away
38. CW McCall- Convoy
37. Bobby Jimmy and the Crickets- Roaches
36. Kyle Justin- Angry Video Game Nerd
35. Mr. Garrison- It’s easy mmmkay
34. Trashmen- Surfing Bird
33. Liam Lynch- United States of Whatever
32. Nell Campbell- Do the swim
31. Opie and Anthony- Total Recalling
30. Tom Hanks and Dan Akroyd- City of crime
29. Thomas Dolby- Airhead
28. Jump in the Saddle Band- Curly Shuffle
27. 50 Pence- PINT
26. Sam Kinison- Wild thing
25. DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince- Nightmare on my street
24. Rolf Harris- Tie me kangaroo down sport
23. Russell Brand- Inside of you
22. Tenacious D- Tribute
21. Nell Campbell- See you round like a record
20. 50 Pence- In da pub
19. Steve Martin- King Tut
18. Vestibules- Bulbous Bouffant
17. Chris Rock- No sex in the Champagne room
16. Spinal Tap- Big Bottom
15. the wrestlers- Land of a thousand dances
14. Napoleon XIV- They’re Coming to take me away
13. Mojo Nixon- Elvis is Everywhere
12. Adam Sandler- Steve Polychronapolis
11. Dana Carvey- Choppin’ Broccoli
10. Dynamite Hack- Boys in the hood
9. Rockapella- Carmen San Diego
8. Tom Green- Bum Bum Song
7. Cheech and Chong- Born in East LA
6. Frank Gallop- the Ballad of Irving
5. Allen Sherman- Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah 
4. Dennis Leary- I’m an A**hole
3. Roddy Piper- For Everybody
2. Julie Brown- the Homecoming queen has got a gun
1. Barnes and Barnes- Fishheads 
Wednesday, November 25, 2020
Worst songs of all time
Worst songs of all time (March 2015)
This is a list of the worst songs of all time. I know that this topic is very debatable and a matter of taste. They are mainly ones that I don't like, that I feel are annoying. They are also all hits, obviously. There may be worse songs that I never heard of out there. I also quite like cheesy songs to an extent and over the topic eighties songs. I especially like some pop songs that others may despise. Anyway, enjoy the list. What are your least favorite songs ever? There are 250, so this one is a bit of a journey.
250. Ted Nugent- Wango Tango
249. Tom Petty- The Waiting
248. Papa Roach- Last Resort
247. New Kids on the Block- I’ll be loving you forever
246. Friend and Lover- Reach out of the darkness
245. Mungo Jerry- In the Summer time
244. Soul Asylum- Runaway Train
243. Kellis- Milkshake
242. Fountains of Wayne- Stacey’s Mom
241. Leo Sayer- you make me feel like dancing
240. Toad the Wet Sprocket- Walk on the ocean
239. Will Smith- Switch
238. Madonna- American Pie
237. R Kelly- you remind me of something
236. Bad Company- Feel like making love
235. Mariah Carey- Dreamlover
234. Blessed Union of Souls- I believe
233. Celine Dion- The Power of Love
232. Tony Rich Project- Nobody Knows
231. Matchbox 20- Unwell
230. Creed- With arms wide open
229. Frente- Bizarre Love Triangle
228. Robson and Jerome- Unchained Melody
227. Chris Brown- Kiss kiss
226. John Mayer- You’re body is a wonderland
225. Bruce Willis- Respect yourself
224. Aggro Santos- Candy
223. Scott Mackenzie- San Francisco
222. Paula Abdul- Rush Rush
221. Joshua Kadison- Jessie
220. Martin Page- In the house of stone and light
219. Edwin McCain- I’ll be
218. Shawn Mullins- Lullaby
217. Lumineers- Hey Ho
216. Keith Harris and Orville- Orville’s song
215. Mr. Big- Wild World
214. Juvenile- Back that thing up
213. Engelbert Humperdink- Release me
212. Lil Jon- Get Low
211. Paula Cole- I don’t wanna wait
210. Supergrass- Feeling alright
209. Rednex- Cotton Eye Joe
208. D12- Purple Hills
207. Jason Derulo- Solo
206. Rob Thomas- Lonely no more
205. Aqua- Dr. Jones
204. 20 Fingers- Short D*** Man
203. DJ Otzi- Hey Baby
202. John Fred- Judy in Disguise
201. Middle of the Road- Chirpy chirpy cheep cheep
200. A1- Take on me
199. John Secada- Another Day
198. Verve Pipe- Freshmen
197. Dj Pied Piper and Master of Ceremonies- Do you really like it
196. Westlife- Uptown Girl
195. Feeder- Buck Rogers
194. Toto- Africa
193. Was Not Was- Walk the Dinosaur
192. Paula Abdul- Promise of a new day
191. Kiss- Lick it up
190. Stereo Mc’s- Connected
189. Dead Eye Dick- New Age Girl
188. Bodeans- Closer to free
187. Honeydrippers- Sea of love
186. Robyn- Show me love
185. Don Johnson- Heartbeat
184. Rupaul- Covergirl
183. Eddie Murphy- Party all the time
182. Cece Peniston- Finally
181. Beautiful South- Rotterdam
180. Robin S- Show me love
179. 2 Live Crew- Me so horny
178. Wham- Club Tropicana
177. Buckner and Garcia- Pacman Fever
176. England Dan and John Ford Coley- I’d really love to see you tonight
175. Color me Badd- All for love
174. Everything but the Girl- Missing
173. Bob Seger- Like a rock
172. Romantics- What I like about you
171. Billy Squier- the Stroke
170. Bob Seger- Old time rock n’ roll
169. Sheryl Crow- Sweet child o’mine
168. David Bowie and Mick Jagger- Dancing in the street
167. The Heights- How do you talk to an angel
166. Boston- More than a feeling
165. Eagles- Take it easy
164. Faith Hill- Breathe
163. Madonna- American Life
162. Puff Daddy- Can’t nobody hold me down
161. Dire Straits- Walk of Life
160. Puddle of Mudd- She hates me
159. Darius- Colourblind
158. Spice Girls- Holler
157. Foreigner- Hot Blooded
156. Vanilla Ice- Play that funky music
155. Men Without Hats- Pop goes the world
154. Matchbox 20- Push
153. Faith Hill- The way you love me
152. Loggins and Messina- You’re Mama don’t dance
151. Linkin Park- Numb
150. Khia- My neck, my back
149. Freddie and the Dreamers- Do the Freddie
148. Westlife- World of our own
147. Blu Cantrell- Hit em up style
146. Fatman Scoop- Be Faithful
145. Richard Marx- Take this heart
144. Blackeyed Peas- My humps
143. Melissa Etheridge- I’m the only one
142. Richard Marx- Endless Summer Nights
141. MC Hammer- Pumps in the bump
140. Jesus Jones- Real, Real, Real
139. Three Doors Down- When I’m gone
138. Don Henley- All she wants to do is dance
137. Len- Steal my sunshine
136. Meredith Brooks- Bitch
135. Bachman Turner Overdrive- Taking care of business
134. Linkin Park- Crawling
133. Chico- It’s Chico time
132. M People- Moving on up
131. Starland Vocal Band- Afternoon Delight
130. Corona- Rhythm of the night
129. Toploader- Dancing in the moonlight
128. Glen Medeiros- Nothing’s going to change my love for you
127. OMC- How Bizarre
126. Jay Z- Can I get a..
125. 10,000 Maniacs- Because the night
124. Bachman Turner Overdrive- You ain’t seen nothing yet
123. Hootie and the Blowfish- Time
122. Toni Braxton- Unbreak my heart
121. Loverboy- Working for the weekend
120. Montell Jordan- This is how we do it
119. Matchbox 20- Real World
118. Richard Blackwood- Mama who da man?
117. Jay Z- Big Pimpin’
116. Lita Ford- Kiss me deadly
115. Real Mccoy- Another night
114. Limp Bizkit- Faith
113. Modjo- Lady, hear me tonight
112. LFO- Summer girls
111. Heart- All I want to do is make love to you
110. REM- Shiny happy people
109. Red Hot Chilli Peppers- Can’t Stop
108. Bon Jovi- Bed of Roses
107. Nada Surf- Popular
106. Ray Stevens- the Streak
105. Crystal Waters- 100% pure love
104. Missy Elliot- Super duper fly (the Rain)
103. Divynals- I touch myself
102. Fairground Attraction- Perfect
101. Stacey Q- Two of hearts
100. Ricky Martin- Livin’ La Vida Loca
99. Color me Badd- I adore mi amour
98. Gerardo- Rico Suave
97. Black Lace- Agadoo
96. Boys II Men- On bended knee
95. Paul McCartney- Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
94. Finger 11- One thing
93. Santana- Smooth
92. Neyo- Sexy love
91. Mariah Carey and Boys II Men- One sweet day
90. Creed- Higher
89. Tweets- Birdie Song
88. Counting Crows- Round Here
87. Randy Newman- Short People
86. Melissa Etheridge- Come to my Window
85. Jimmy Osmond- Long haired lover from Liverpool
84. Ricky Martin- Shake your bon bon
83. Missing Persons- No more words
82. Sinitta- So Macho
81. Hoobastank- the Reason
80. Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch- Good Vibrations
79. Master P- Make em say ugh
78. Bobby McFerrin- Don’t worry be happy
77. Mr. Blobby- Mr. Blobby
76. Timmy Mallet- Itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini
75. Mase- Feel so good
74. Better than Ezra- Good
73. Seven Mary Three- Cumbersome
72. Lemon Pipers- My green tambourine
71. Bryan Adams- the only thing that looks good on me is you
70. Truesteppers featuring Dane Bowers and Victoria Beckham- Out of your mind
69. Michael Bolton- Can I touch you there?
68. Mr. Big- To be with you
67. Geri Halliwell- It’s raining men
66. Blue- One love
65. Matchbox 20- 3 AM
64. Bryan Adams- Have you really ever loved a woman?
63. Deep Blue Something- Breakfast at Tiffany’s
62. Duncan Sheik- Barely Breathing
61. Dishwalla- Counting Blue Cars
60. Dog’s Eye View- Everything falls apart
59. Michael Bolton- Said I loved you but I lied
58. Sophie B. Hawkins- As I lay me down
57. La Bouche- Where do you go?
56. One True Voice- Sacred trust
55. Soul Asylum- Misery
54. Cardigans- Lovefool
53. DMX- Party up
52. Wheatus- Teenage Dirtbag
51. Lonestar- Baby I’m Amazed
50. Jimmy Gilmer and the Fireballs- Sugar Shack
49. Sheryl Crow- Kula Shakur
48. Culture Beat- Mr. Vain
47. New Kids on the Block- the Right Stuff
46. Nickleback- Photograph
45. Paula Cole- Where have all the Cowboys gone?
44. Billy Ray Cyrus- Achy Breaky Heart
43. Robbie Williams- Rudebox
42. Cheeky Girls- Cheeky Song
41. Color me Badd- I want to sex you up
40. Johnny Cymbal- Mr. Bassman
39. Shania Twain- Don’t be stupid
38. Sophie B. Hawkins- Damn, wish I was your lover
37. Hootie and the Blowfish- Let her cry
36. Ricky Martin- She Bangs
35. Timmy T- One more try
34. Nick Gilder- Hot child in the city
33. Taio Cruz- Dynamite
32. One True Voice- Shakespeare’s way with words
31. Aqua- Barbie Girl
30. Badlees- Fear of falling
29. Jann Arden- Insensitive
28. Shawn Colvin- Sunny came home
27. Boys II Men- I’ll make love to you
26. Haddaway- What is love?
25. Ronan Keating- Loving each day
24. Playmates- Ponytail
23. Rupert Holmes- Escape (Pina Colada song)
22. Savage Garden- I want you
21. Blue- All rise
20. Desree- You gotta be
19. Connie Francis- Stupid Cupid
18. Lit- My own worst enemy
17. Todd Rundgren- Bang on the drum
16. Eve 6- Inside out
15. Nine Days- Absolutely (Story of a girl)
14. Tracy Chapman- Give me a reason
13. Faith Hill- This Kiss
12. Hootie and the Blowfish- Every time I look at you I go blind
11. Gina G- Just a little bit
10. Badlees- Angeline is coming home
9. Rick Derringer- Rock N’ Roll hoochi koo
8. Buster Poindexter- Hot Hot Hot
7. Sgt. Barry Sadler- Ballad of the green berets
6. Elmo and Patsy- Grandma got run over by a reindeer
5. Los Del Rio- Macarena
4. 4 Non Blondes- What’s up?
3. Beach Boys- Kokomo
2. Donna Lewis- I love you always forever
1. Baha Men- Who let the dogs out?
Wednesday, November 18, 2020
Greatest Madonna songs
Greatest Madonna Songs (February 2015)
This is a list of the greatest Madonna songs. Madonna was an artist that I was really into at various times in my life. At one stage I had all of her albums. She was one of the greatest musical artists of the eighties and was certainly one of the very top music video artists of all time. Her videos were as iconic as her songs. Some of these are not singles but album cuts. I can recall the days of listening to all of the albums time and time again back in the nineties. I believe she is underrated in a lot of ways, but here they are, her 50 greatest songs.
50. Bad Girl
49. Hung Up
48. Sorry
47. Till death do us part
46. Sanctuary
45. Erotica
44. Forbidden Love
43. Oh Father
42. Another suitcase, Another hall
41. Don’t Tell me
40. Keep it together
39. Don’t Cry for me Argentina
38. Bedtime Story
37. Something to Remember
36. You must love me
35. You’ll see
34. Rescue me
33. Love Don’t live here anymore
32. Music
31. I’ll Remember
30. Angel
29. Deeper and Deeper
28. Human Nature
27. Papa Don’t Preach
26. Express Yourself
25. Rain
24. Dress you up
23. Burning up
22. Secret
21. Ray of Light
20. Cherish
19. Frozen
18. Open your heart
17. Who’s that girl?
16. Holiday
15. Live to tell
14. Take a bow
13. Promise to try
12. La Isla Bonita
11. Vogue
10. Dear Jessie
9. Crazy for you
8. Material Girl
7. Lucky Star
6. Justify my Love
5. True Blue
4. Like a Prayer
3. Into the groove
2. Borderline
1. Like a Virgin
Monday, November 16, 2020
Favorite Wonder Years Episodes
Favorite Wonder Years Episodes (February 2015)
The Wonder Years is one of the greatest shows of all time. It was part sitcom, part drama. There were genuinely emotional and heartfelt moments along with some really hilarious and unforgettable moments. They had a way of making everything feel epic. Of course, the show centers around Kevin Arnold. He is the narrator and tells us about his time growing up in the late sixties.
These are my favorite episodes. They may not be the best ones, but they are my favorite ones.
30. It’s a mad, mad, mad Madeline world
29. Pottery will get you nowhere
28. She, my friend and I
27. Walkout
26. of Mastodons and men
25. The Journey
24. Daddy’s Little Girl
23. Brightwing
22. My Father’s Office
21. Kevin Delivers
20. Summer Song
19. The Wedding
18. Heartbreak
17. Fishing
16. Steady as she goes
15. Rock N’ Roll
14. Eclipse
13. The Lake
12. Loosiers
11. Angel
10. Who’s Aunt Rose
9. On the spot
8. Lost Weekend
7. A very Cutlip Christmas
6. Pilot
5. Goodbye Mr. Collins
4. Lunch Stories
3. Soccer
2. Glee Club
1. Day One
Friday, November 13, 2020
Worst Quarterbacks of all time
Worst Quarterbacks of all time (October 2014)
This is a list of the worst quarterbacks of all time. There have been a few since 2014 that would certainly make the cut. The position has lost a lot of depth and quality in recent years. The top quarterbacks are as good as ever, but there are many that really do not cut it as starters. The ranks of backups lately have receded quite a lot as well.
100. Tim Couch
99. Matt Leinart
98. Chris Weinke
97. Mike Pagel
96. Cade McNown
95. Jim Miller
94. Bobby Hoying
93. David Woodley
92. Blaine Gabbert
91. Steve Drukenmiller
90. Todd Marinovich
89. Steve Pelluer
88. Brian Brohm
87. Clint Longley
86. Gary Hogeboom
85. Brodie Croyle
84. Marcus Tuiasassopo
83. Kellen Clemmons 
82. Brooks Bollinger
81. Jeff Carlson
80. Ricky Stanzi
79. Sage Rosenfals
78. Jamie Martin
77. Billy Joe Tolliver
76. Tim Hasselbeck
75. Jonathan Quinn
74. Kelly Holcomb
73. Derek Anderson
72. J.P. Losman
71. Caleb Hanie
70. Seneca Wallace
69. Eric Kramer
68. Mark Malone
67. Dan Orlovsky
66. Damon Huard
65. Gale Gilbert
64. Patrick Ramsey
63. Matt Moore
62. Jeff Tuel
61. Tyler Palko
60. Bruce Gradowski
59. Brady Quinn
58. Todd Blackledge
57. Joe Pesarcheck
56. Ken Dorsey
55. Tavaris Jackson
54. Rick Mirer
53. Brock Berlin
52. Neil O’ Donnell
51. Tyler Thyipen
50. Aaron Brooks
49. Tim Tebow
48. Todd Philcox
47. Joe Webb
46. Bubby Brister
45. Alex Van Pelt/ Bradlee Van Pelt
44. Danny Kanell
43. Dan McGwire
42. Craig Nall
41. Andrew Walter
40. Stoney Case
39. Joe Germaine
38. Paul Justin
37. Heath Shuler
36. Ryan Lindley
35. Dave Ragone
34. Matt Cassel
33. Ray Lucas
32. Jim Sorgi
31. Curtis Painter
30. Doug Pederson
29. Matt Mauck 
28. Luke Mccown
27. Quincy Carter
26. Peter Tom Willis
25. Steve Stenstrom
24. Tony Graziani
23. Chris Redman
22. Craig Krenzel
21. Brandon Weeden
20. Christian Ponder
19. Danny Wuerfull
18. Anthony Wright
17. Cleo Lemon
16. Tommy Maddox
15. AJ Feeley
14. Spergeon Wynn
13. Mike McMahon
12. Rohan Davey
11. Glenn Foley
10. Chad Hutchinson
9. Moses Moreno
8. David Klingler
7. Giovanni Carmazzi
6. Kyle Boller
5. Art Schlichter
4. Rob Johnson
3. Akili Smith
2. Ryan Leaf
1. Jamarcus Russell
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